Humor: Top 13 Reasons to Become a Witch

Thinking about becoming a witch? Here are 13 compelling reasons to go for it!

13. I live for persecution!
12. I’m a night person at heart.
11. We respect our elders…and alders, and willows and oaks.
10. I just love explaining that a pentagram is NOT evil.
9. We do more after midnight than most people do all day!
8. Being burned at the stake is a great way to roast marshmallows.
7. We can talk to Elvis (and he IS dead).
6. You live, you learn, you die, you forget. Then you comeback…
5. Double the deities, double the fun!
4. We get more holidays.
3. Brooms get great mileage.
2. We were here first!
1. BELTANE!!! (gotta know your holidays to get that one!)

 

If that doesn’t convince you, I don’t know what will! Blessed be!

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“Warm is the Night” poem

Warm is the night and faster the beat,
Of air all around and of grass-stained feet;
An energy pulses in all of their hearts,
To celebrate life and the ice’s depart.

The willows and reeds all rise from the thunder,
Encouraged to waken and sway to and fro,
The creatures of young all grow to the rhythms,
From every hare to the guppies below.

A whirlwind of color settles in view,
The dancers are somber now in review.
“We take in the energy given to us,
Inanna again is more than just dust.”

The rhythm again echoes cross the lands,
but no more are they dancing,
The warm stench of wet earth they hold in their hands,
For now it’s rain’s turn to be stamping.

This poem was submitted to us for posting July 1, 2011 by a fan of our site, Tiffany P from California. Thanks Tiffany!

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